Darth Yhwh

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  What generation JW are you?

  by crazycate in

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  i'm 3rd generation.

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  Darth Yhwh

  I was a third generation JDub.
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  Keiths' misfortune proves my point...

  by Gregor in

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  just heard that keith richards fall out of a palm tree a few days ago was pretty serious after all and he had to have brain surgery.

  if there is a god why didn't he put a big pillow under him when he fell?

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  Darth Yhwh

  What was he doing in a palm tree?

  Raking leaves.
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  Why Johnny Can't Add

  by wanderlustguy in

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  stole this from another site.... math 1950-2005:.

  last week i purchased a burger at burger king for.

  the counter girl took my $2 and i was digging.

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  Darth Yhwh

  Suddenly it all becomes clear to me. No wonder math was never my strong subject. edited to add: But Im no where near as bad as the girl that couldnt figure out your .50 cents in change. LOL
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  The new Tool Album

  by wanderlustguy in

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  i bought it a couple of days ago when it came out...it's amazing how much their music has developed since the last album.. since my liberation from the organization, i've found their lyrics and music to inspire me, it always did, but i never really knew why.

  now the lyrics strike the same chord...only harder.. here's a sample.... .

  vicarious - tool.

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  Darth Yhwh

  I purchased 10,000 days on Tuesday and have been listening to it non stop since. I really enjoy Vicarious, Jambi, The Pot, and Rosetta Stoned thus far. I need a little time to absorb the entire album. So far im pleased though.

  Im a huge Tool fan. I've seen them live three times.
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  At what age did you start to notice that you were getting/looking "Old"?

  by JH in

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  we all get older every day, that's not my question, but at what age did you notice that you weren't able to do as much as when you were younger, or at what age did you start to see a different person in the mirror..and it didn't please you.

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  Darth Yhwh

  Funny story.

  I was driving in a residential neighborhood the other day while working. Driving a company van four boys (I'm guessing between the ages of 9 to 12 maybe) were walking in the street. Two crossed in front of me without a bother and the other two started to cross but realized I was approacing and decided not to continue. As I got closer they put their hands up and waved. Boy one said "Sorry!" and boy two said "Sorry old dude!"

  So it's official, I'm an old dude now!
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  The Big Goodbye

  by SickofLies in

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  thanks everyone for the support and help.

  i've enjoyed doing my project and i'm proud of myself for doing it.

  i've spent a ton of time here posting and getting to know everyone and its been fun.

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  Darth Yhwh

  Thanks for the entertainment. Here's to your future!
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  The end of The Watchtower!

  by Darth Yhwh in

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  2. experiences

  i was thinking about the wtbs this weekend as i mowed my lawn.

  they have taken so much from my family in the form of money and most importantly time, that i have developed a hatred for them.. as i cut the grass, burning gasoline and contaminating the air, i realized that the watchtower is loosing ground.

  fortunatly for my family my mother married a worldly man.

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  My oldest son (6 yrs) was started singing a Christmas song at the dinner table the other day. I jokingly said that there would be no more singing Christmas songs, celebrating holidays or birthdays any more. When he asked why and I told him that I wasnt allowed to do those things as a child being raised as a Jehovah's Witness. He was pretty shocked to say the least. I then went on to tell him that his grandmother is still a Jehovah's Witness and that's why she doesnt celebrate holidays or come to his birthday party. I dont think that he ever realized that she never came before but he's getting to the age where it's important to him now. He started crying and said that he wanted his grandmother to come to his party. After consoling him for some time he stopped sobbing and said "I wish Jehovah would go away!" My wife and I started laughing. Too funny.
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  What kind of things did you do when going door to door to add time?

  by whyizit in

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  i was intrigued by an earlier post.

  the point was made that the jws are going door-to-door to meet a quota and are not really concerned about the people they are witnessing to, but only in saving their own butts.

  has anyone ever had a non-jw friend and asked them if they could talk about jehovah for a while to them, in order to fill the time they need?

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  whyizit, this is a very well worded post. I too have often been on the short end of a school fundraiser that I had worked my tail off only to fall short.

  As far as stalling tacticts in the field ministry? I would pretend to knock and ring door bells. That's about it. When I became old enoug to relize that it was a big scam, I stopped going.
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  The end of The Watchtower!

  by Darth Yhwh in

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  i was thinking about the wtbs this weekend as i mowed my lawn.

  they have taken so much from my family in the form of money and most importantly time, that i have developed a hatred for them.. as i cut the grass, burning gasoline and contaminating the air, i realized that the watchtower is loosing ground.

  fortunatly for my family my mother married a worldly man.

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  Darth Yhwh

  You've got to be kidding me. 42 views and no comments? Well, right back at you then! That goes to lurkers as well and the regulars.
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  Digg it folks!! Help me raise awareness for my website!

  by SickofLies in

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  http://digg.com/links/new_documentary_exposes_witnesses

  kw13 has set this up for me in order to help get exposure outside our little circle.

  he will explain more!

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  Darth Yhwh

  Only if its a baby, I don't take teenagers!

  My oldest is 6 and my babies are 3. What do you think? Just say the word and they're yours!